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The Minogauge of Jaggistan

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WELCOME

Jaggistan is a physically small nation but rapidly growing in size with a population of 27 as of 4/15/24. Me, my advisors, and my war propagator are truly amazing people who I am happy to say are by my side as my right hand men. Our country does not collect tax as there is nothing that tax could be used for that would benefit everyone, however, company's aswell as their ceo's are taxed HEAVILY (some acceptions may applie under very specific circumstances). if you wish to send an application do it here

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Collective Rights of The Citizens

  1. every man, woman, and child given equal compensation for the work done by them
  2. all walks of life are created equal and deserve to be treated as such
  3. all people deserve to be fed, housed, and watered
  4. all people have the right to plunder the things they require to continue life with proper Identification
  5. all people are subject to a fair trial under the leaders watch
  6. all people under the Jaggistan's government have the right to get absolutely hammered on a holiday
  7. the citizens of Jaggistan are allowed to practice any religious activity within the privacy of their own domicile
  8. the orientation of a person or alteration of ones body is not the buisness of the government and will never be the buisness of the government under ANY circumstances

What is a "Minogauge"?

the word "minogauge" is a word created by me to describe the governmental stance our country takes. the definition is "a government that is manned by a supreme leader that is being advised by a person(s)". The word itself comes from the greek roots of "min" meaning advised and "ogauge" meaning leader.

Are there any national holdiays?

there are a few holidays. 1. there is freest: a holiday that happens on the 10th of november where you drink heavily, party. After the partying and drinking a large amount you set up the Freest table (a table decorated in purple and green decorations). Somebody lays out all the presents underneath the table for everybody and they are opened at 11:00 at night 2. naming days. the three days of naming are celebrated by binging my favourite show, Seinfeld and eating your favourite foods. these days take place from november 1st-3rd.

The Manifesto of Autonomy

I declare my citizens as seperate from the United States in response to the current political, economic, and social climate that is becoming more and more present. the United States has caused much distress to they're citizens and Jaggistan aim's to right all the wrongs of the United States. with this typed manifesto I declare that all people no matter what they look like, will have free will do what they want with themselves, it is not buisness of the government what body alterations happen to its citizens.



our citizens: Halal LXV Esq., Circe Rose Levine, sam :D, bailee, Rocky, Mike Hawk, Ray,


announcments: 4/9/2024: I will be doing head counts today to assure my population number is correct 4/15/2024: I have finished doing a head count and we have 27 people, I also have handed out many certificates including: 3 certificates of theft, a certificate of "the III", a certificate of age for our oldest citizen, and a certificate of douchery, we also have legal tender called zorpy which are thick clay coins